From: William Black on

"Martin" <me(a)address.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 May 2007 18:08:39 +0100, d4g4h4(a)yahoo.co.uk (David Horne, _the_
> chancellor (*)) wrote:
>
>>The Reid <dontuse(a)fellwalk.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 29 May 2007 16:48:11 GMT, "William Black"
>>> <william.black(a)hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Speaking as a retired Public Servant living in Scarborough, would you
>>> >like
>>> >a smack in the mouth?
>>>
>>> speaking as one from London, I'll kick him after you knock him down.
>>
>>Oh, dear. Violence. You need to get that patata ingl�s of your shoulder!
>
> So it's true about retired local government officers.

And if you call me a 'retired local government officer' I shall sue.

I was a member, indeed an officer, of the Home Civil Service...

Not that it ever actually mattered in anything 'real'...

--
William Black


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.




From: William Black on

"Martin" <me(a)address.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 May 2007 18:58:50 GMT, "William Black"
> <william.black(a)hotmail.co.uk>
> wrote:
>

> I did manage to spend years running mega buck contracts without taking a
> bribe.
> I never understood why nobody even thought to offer me one, but I suppose
> you
> can't have everything.

Nobody ever offered me one either...

Well, I got a free diary once, but I had to enter it in the 'hospitality'
book...

--
William Black


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.




From: William Black on

"Martin" <me(a)address.invalid> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 May 2007 18:59:54 GMT, "William Black"
> <william.black(a)hotmail.co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Martin" <me(a)address.invalid> wrote in message
>>news:6ano535c7na2bthp6k3oa5qa6slkga40o7(a)4ax.com...
>>> On Tue, 29 May 2007 17:52:46 +0100, d4g4h4(a)yahoo.co.uk (David Horne,
>>> _the_
>>> chancellor (*)) wrote:
>>>
>>>>William Black <william.black(a)hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Martin" <me(a)address.invalid> wrote in message
>>>>> news:djho535q3ikjl3mbspq35v2rcrk5hh37r7(a)4ax.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> > Aren't you supposed to offer bribes to public servants in
>>>>> > Scarborough?
>>>>>
>>>>> Speaking as a retired Public Servant living in Scarborough, would you
>>>>> like
>>>>> a smack in the mouth?
>>>>
>>>>Martin overdosed on Private Eye! :)
>>>
>>> I have read the online Scarborough Evening News for years, one of the
>>> most
>>> entertaining eye opening reads on the web. I even downloaded and read
>>> the
>>> report
>>> into the forging of bids for the contracts for the sea defences and am
>>> still
>>> wondering why there have been no prosecutions.
>>
>>As far as anyone can work out all the people involved left town before
>>anything was signed.
>>
>>So they can't actually tie anything criminal to anyone except for a couple
>>of rather obvious patseys.
>
> Who got jobs with other local authorities and left on condition that they
> weren't prosecuted?

No idea.

I lost interest and stopped reading the local paper about then.

I gather that they're busy knocking down bits of the town at the moment in
order to fill the pockets of some dodgy property developers whose plans
don't seem to stand up to careful examination.

However, I don't care now we've stopped the people next door knocking down
the 'big house' and building a '15 dwelling' three floor block of flats.

We can live with two big 'semis'.


--
William Black


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.




From: Deeply Filled Mortician on
Make credence recognised that on Tue, 29 May 2007 14:13:20 +0100,
Keith Anderson <keefy(a)privacy.net> has scripted:

>On Tue, 29 May 2007 13:40:20 +0100, d4g4h4(a)yahoo.co.uk (David Horne,
>_the_ chancellor (*)) wrote:
>
>><jeremyrh.geo(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 29 mei, 13:57, d4g...(a)yahoo.co.uk (David Horne, _the_ chancellor
>>> (*)) wrote:
>>>
>>> > Open a nationwide account
>>>
>>> Open a nationwide account, you say? Is that right? A nationwide
>>> account? :)
>>
>>Yes! :)
>>
>>How much do you want a bet they'll raise the charges tomorrow! :)
>
>Hmmm - following this thread with interest.
>
>Hopefully towards the end of June I'll have shedloads of sterling -
>need to convert most of it to Euros to move abroad.
>
>Any ideas as to the cheapest way of doing this, anyone?

Do it when the pound is lousy against the Euro.

That's shite advice, but it worked for me.
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From: The Reid on
On Tue, 29 May 2007 18:08:39 +0100, d4g4h4(a)yahoo.co.uk (David Horne,
_the_ chancellor (*)) wrote:

>> speaking as one from London, I'll kick him after you knock him down.
>
>Oh, dear. Violence.

no, a joke

>You need to get that patata ingl�s of your shoulder!

its on yours not mine!
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Mike Reid
Cutty Sark appeal"http://www.cuttysark.org.uk"
email me at "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk"