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From: Ace* on 4 Aug 2010 18:24
On Aug 4, 2:46 pm, Walt <n...(a)none.void> wrote:
> In article <i3cish$42...(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
>  Steve Kucera <thro...(a)news.eternal-september.org> wrote:
>
> > On 2010-08-04, Foxieohe <Vegasdawg...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > George Wallace also said a psychic told him for $100 she could predict
> > > his future. He told her if he gave her $100 he knows what his future
> > > would be. He would be broke! Foxie Emerson.
>
> > I've seen his show and would like to point out that in addition to the
> > two jokes posted here, has also does some funny material.
>
> These jokes are a lot funnier in dog-years.

George Wallace says why do they have all those specialized dog foods?
Him and his dog have an agreement. If the dog doesn't like what George
is feeding him, the dog can go out and get a job.

A*
From: Walt on 4 Aug 2010 20:09
In article <ad5c42e8-c0a0-485c-9e11-fff73c41005c(a)f33g2000yqe.googlegroups.com>,
Ronald Emerson <northturn(a)yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Aug 4, 5:46�pm, Walt <n...(a)none.void> wrote:
> > In article <i3cish$42...(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> > �Steve Kucera <thro...(a)news.eternal-september.org> wrote:
> >
> > > On 2010-08-04, Foxieohe <Vegasdawg...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> > > > George Wallace also said a psychic told him for $100 she could predict
> > > > his future. He told her if he gave her $100 he knows what his future
> > > > would be. He would be broke! Foxie Emerson.
> >
> > > I've seen his show and would like to point out that in addition to the
> > > two jokes posted here, has also does some funny material.
> >
> > These jokes are a lot funnier in dog-years.
>
> In 2012 Hucabee will be in the White House and Obama will be doing a
> tv show telling jokes! Ronald Emerson. Is it June 2011 yet?

Either way, the joke is on us, Ron.
From: Just Asking on 4 Aug 2010 22:43
On Aug 4, 5:05 pm, Ronald Emerson <northt...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Aug 4, 5:46 pm, Walt <n...(a)none.void> wrote:
>
> > In article <i3cish$42...(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> >  Steve Kucera <thro...(a)news.eternal-september.org> wrote:
>
> > > On 2010-08-04, Foxieohe <Vegasdawg...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > > George Wallace also said a psychic told him for $100 she could predict
> > > > his future. He told her if he gave her $100 he knows what his future
> > > > would be. He would be broke! Foxie Emerson.
>
> > > I've seen his show and would like to point out that in addition to the
> > > two jokes posted here, has also does some funny material.
>
> > These jokes are a lot funnier in dog-years.
>
> In 2012 Hucabee will be in the White House and Obama will be doing a
> tv show telling jokes! Ronald Emerson. Is it June 2011 yet?

But this is the George Wallace Ronald worships
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/college_guide/college_guide/images/Wallace..jpg
and his other hero Lester Mattox
http://www.atlantatimemachine.com/images/lmaddox01.jpg
From: Lockwood Smith on 5 Aug 2010 01:07
On Aug 4, 12:57 pm, Ronald Emerson <northt...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> Comedian George Wallace was on the Hucabee show today and said he was
> in Vegas and the heat is making people do stupid things.He said
> someone at the airport asked him if he was going anywhere!  I bet this
> person was an AVLV poster! However it may not be the heat that's
> affecting people. It could be they ate at the Circus Circus buffet!
> Ronald Emerson. Is it June 2011 yet?

Heat is not needed to bring out stupidity in some people. I was on a
cruise, one night the cruise director was talking about stupid
questions that he hears: "Do you live on the ship?" "No, we live on a
dinghy towed behind the ship." But the #1 stupid question I ever
heard in my life, and I hope I never hear one to top it, happened when
my daughter was six weeks old and in the hospital with meningitis, and
we didn't know if she was going to live. One of our neighbors asked
my wife "How's your daughter? Is she dead yet?" Good thing my wife
didn't tell me about that one until a long time afterward, I'd have
probably done something that would have landed me in jail.
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