From: jerry the jerk on
I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and
take a leak on my front lawn.
any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer.
take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_89074_1111199367

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From: jerry the jerk on
On Jul 27 2010 7:29 PM, jerry the jerk wrote:

> I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and
> take a leak on my front lawn.
> any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer.
> take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st.
>
>
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_89074_1111199367

I didn't realize when I posted this message that Dr. Baf is going to be my
neighbor!
hooray! I understand he lives around pecos and wiggywam or was it windmill?
who cares. I'll just look for any one bald and with a beard blasting thru
traffic in my neighborhood.

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From: Mr. V on
Hmmm ... Is that a composition roof?

I don't see any streetlights nearby.

That'll work nicely.
From: Walt on
In article <p3j4i7xve4.ln2(a)recgroups.com>,
"jerry the jerk" <adb8454(a)webnntp.invalid> wrote:

> I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and
> take a leak on my front lawn.
> any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer.
> take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st.
>
> http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_
> 89074_1111199367

No, that's the house you can only dream of buying. It's twice the size and half the
age of the one you said last week that you're buying.

Also amusing is that you first described the house you're buying as "a repo" with "a
2 year warranty", then the following day you said it's "as is...where is"...

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> Newsgroups: alt.vacation.las-vegas
> From: "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid>
> Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:39:54 -0700
> Local: Thurs, Jul 22 2010 4:39 pm
> Subject: Re: I got myself a house in henderson.
> On Jul 22 2010 12:58 PM, jerry the jerk wrote:

> sorry I hit the wrong key..was going to say I signed papers this morning
> for a house in Henderson. Got a nice 3BR/2BA 1460SF house with a swimming
> pool in the backyard and a good sized lot. Plenty of room for the dog.
> Went by last Friday, the 1st day the house was for sale, to checkout the
> house....put in an offer and the bank sent word yesterday that my offer
> was approved. It is a repo and used to be owned by some woman who failed
> to make the mortgage payments.
> I know....I took advantage of someone's misery but hey...thats life. Not
> my fault.
> Everything looks to be in good shape and the bank is giving a 2 year
> warranty on the house.
> Closing during the first 10 days of September right before my apartment
> lease is up.

> Newsgroups: alt.vacation.las-vegas
> From: "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid>
> Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:37:39 -0700
> Local: Fri, Jul 23 2010 4:37 pm
> Subject: Re: I got myself a house in henderson.

> thanks for the info. The house I am buying is a "as is...where is" house,
> but at 1450 SF I saw the whole house except for the attic.
> Next week will be the home inspection and at that time, I dig a little
> deeper, but so far have found nothing that would spark any concerns.
> The house was built in 1986 and was owned by a woman, so hopefully she did
> not have a husband who was into wild, experimental projects or a jack of
> all trades and master of none.
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From: jerry the jerk on
On Jul 27 2010 7:58 PM, Mr. V wrote:

> Hmmm ... Is that a composition roof?
>
> I don't see any streetlights nearby.
>
> That'll work nicely.

don't forget to ring the doorbell and I'll give youi a cold beer.
throwning gas on the roof is hard work on a hot summer night.

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