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From: Ari Silverstein on 29 Jun 2010 23:02 On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:43:47 -0500, Terry J. Wood wrote: > Ari Silverstein <AriSilverstein(a)yahoo.com> wrote in news:88vf9jF9jU1 > @mid.individual.net: > >> Really, no stiffies or perkies? > > Nope. Not a one. Maybe that's because all the nudists I know are senior > citizens! :-) Yow! -- Ari Silverstein, C.T.A; C.T.A.S, Cruise Travel Advisory Services www.cruisequick.com - able to offer some of the lowest prices and best value added in the industry. (not affiliated)
From: Ari Silverstein on 29 Jun 2010 23:08 On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:23:58 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote: > On Jun 29, 1:33�pm, TerryJw...(a)hotmail.com wrote: >> In article <88v0doFar...(a)mid.individual.net>, >> Ari Silverstein �<AriSilverst...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: >> >>>> Why would you ever go to Jamaica or anywhere in the Carribean without going >>>> to a nude beach? >>>Marijuana? Heck if I know. I think that they fear erections and stiff >>>nipples. >> >> In all my years as a naturist I've never seen that happen at a nude beach. >> >> If that's what's keeping them from going to the beach they should just >> relax. �It's not going to happen. >> >> Terry > > In all my years of going to beaches of the nudity prevalent variety, > which at last count was 25+ years and 50+ beaches in half-a-dozen or > so countries, I've seen five whole seconds of erections -- a second or > so at a time. All of them were the result of a pissed off woman > setting out to embarrass hell out of the man she was mad at. We can > do that, you know. Erection by embarrassment? Or the Decline And Fall Of the Penis by being embarrassed? > One was at Rooster Rock in Oregon, way back when I was but a slip of a > lass. Couple A and Couple B were on the island, walking along the > canal, with Gal A the closest and Guy B at her side. Guy B nudged Gal > A, and in she went. He laughed and laughed. She climbed out, walked > up to Guy B, and jumped on him, her legs around his waist, her arms > around his neck, kissing his face and murmurring endearments. I got a > brief view of the result as Guy B broke loose and dived into the > canal. He took a bit longer than she had to climb out. > > The others cases are similar, one at Blacks and one abroad. (In the > latter case, I was a broad abroad.) (Ha!) I've never seen any that > were the result of the prevailing textile misconception. > > I once computed the odds by taking five seconds and dividing by my > (estimated) total number of seconds on such beaches The answer was > 0.00000000000000004 or something, which doesn't say it won't happen, > but that the odds are veeerrrry low. > > :-) > > Jenny I'm not going to doubt you, Jenny, but if this is true, then the mere act of wearing clothes creates penile erections and, I suppose, clitoral erections. That naturism somehow turns off sexual attractiveness. Hasn't been my experience but I am not a naturist just a guy who likes to dump his clothes off anytime he can. -- Ari Silverstein, C.T.A; C.T.A.S, Cruise Travel Advisory Services www.cruisequick.com - able to offer some of the lowest prices and best value added in the industry. (not affiliated)
From: Jenny6833A on 30 Jun 2010 04:41 On Jun 29, 8:08 pm, Ari Silverstein <AriSilverst...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:23:58 -0700 (PDT), Jenny6833A wrote: > > On Jun 29, 1:33 pm, TerryJw...(a)hotmail.com wrote: > >> In article <88v0doFar...(a)mid.individual.net>, > >> Ari Silverstein <AriSilverst...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > > >>>> Why would you ever go to Jamaica or anywhere in the Carribean without going > >>>> to a nude beach? > >>>Marijuana? Heck if I know. I think that they fear erections and stiff > >>>nipples. > > >> In all my years as a naturist I've never seen that happen at a nude beach. > > >> If that's what's keeping them from going to the beach they should just > >> relax. It's not going to happen. > > >> Terry > > > In all my years of going to beaches of the nudity prevalent variety, > > which at last count was 25+ years and 50+ beaches in half-a-dozen or > > so countries, I've seen five whole seconds of erections -- a second or > > so at a time. All of them were the result of a pissed off woman > > setting out to embarrass hell out of the man she was mad at. We can > > do that, you know. > > Erection by embarrassment? Or the Decline And Fall Of the Penis by > being embarrassed? > > > > > > > One was at Rooster Rock in Oregon, way back when I was but a slip of a > > lass. Couple A and Couple B were on the island, walking along the > > canal, with Gal A the closest and Guy B at her side. Guy B nudged Gal > > A, and in she went. He laughed and laughed. She climbed out, walked > > up to Guy B, and jumped on him, her legs around his waist, her arms > > around his neck, kissing his face and murmurring endearments. I got a > > brief view of the result as Guy B broke loose and dived into the > > canal. He took a bit longer than she had to climb out. > > > The others cases are similar, one at Blacks and one abroad. (In the > > latter case, I was a broad abroad.) (Ha!) I've never seen any that > > were the result of the prevailing textile misconception. > > > I once computed the odds by taking five seconds and dividing by my > > (estimated) total number of seconds on such beaches The answer was > > 0.00000000000000004 or something, which doesn't say it won't happen, > > but that the odds are veeerrrry low. > > > :-) > > > Jenny > > I'm not going to doubt you, Jenny, but if this is true, then the mere > act of wearing clothes creates penile erections and, I suppose, > clitoral erections. That naturism somehow turns off sexual > attractiveness. > > Hasn't been my experience but I am not a naturist just a guy who likes > to dump his clothes off anytime he can. > -- > Ari Silverstein Ari's comments make no sense to me. Absolutely none. :-| Jenny
From: Jenny6833A on 30 Jun 2010 05:08 On Jun 29, 6:43 pm, "Terry J. Wood" <TerryJW...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > Ari Silverstein <AriSilverst...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in news:88vf9jF9jU1 > @mid.individual.net: > > > Really, no stiffies or perkies? > > Nope. Not a one. Maybe that's because all the nudists I know are senior > citizens! :-) Try beaches instead of clubs affiliated with The Anciently Aged Nutcase Republicans. <G> Jenny
From: Jan Dijkman on 30 Jun 2010 05:12
On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:39:15 +0000 (UTC), TerryJWood(a)hotmail.com wrote: > In article <88td23Fq4lU1(a)mid.individual.net>, > Ari Silverstein <AriSilverstein(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > >> We have pools that haven't seen a bathing suit except for guests since >> we built them. There is *nothing* like nude swimming. > There is no other type of swimming! :-) And besides, why would anyone want > to wear clothing into the water? It's UNNATURAL! There's only one thing more icky than clothes: wet clothes. <snippers> > I'm trying to get into as many > killfiles as possible so they'll list in in the Guiness Book of World > Records as the most killfiled person ever! You won't be in my kill-file anytime soon. Jan Dijkman jahadi(at)ziggo(dot)nl Nudism is being nude while doing things that are not normally done nude. |