From: Foxieohe on
Last week at a Rangers game in Arlington Texas a fan "accidently fell"
from a level to the seats in the section below while going for a foul
ball. He got the ball brought to him in the hospital and of course he
will get free World Series tickets for the Braves Rangers World Series
games this October. Ronald should "accidently fall" to the level below
at Turner Field so we can get free World Series tickets. Foxie Emerson.
From: Ronald Emerson on
On Jul 11, 5:56 am, Foxieohe <Vegasdawg...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> Last week at a Rangers game in Arlington Texas a fan "accidently fell"
> from a level to the seats in the section below while going for a foul
> ball. He got the ball brought to him in the hospital and of course he
> will get free World Series tickets for the Braves Rangers World Series
> games this October. Ronald should "accidently fall" to the level below
> at Turner Field so we can get free World Series tickets. Foxie Emerson.

Of course this guy will get a book deal and an appearance on Opra!
Ronald Emerson. Is it June 2011 yet?
From: Walt on
In article <2a69e485-4853-4bba-9fa7-d84186db10d2(a)5g2000yqz.googlegroups.com>,
Foxieohe <Vegasdawg51s(a)yahoo.com> wrote:

> Ronald should "accidently fall" to the level below
> at Turner Field so we can get free World Series tickets. Foxie Emerson.

Foxie, if I ever fell into a well, I'm not sure I'd count on you to run and
get help.
From: Lockwood Smith on
On Jul 11, 2:56 am, Foxieohe <Vegasdawg...(a)yahoo.com> wrote:
> Last week at a Rangers game in Arlington Texas a fan "accidently fell"
> from a level to the seats in the section below while going for a foul
> ball. He got the ball brought to him in the hospital and of course he
> will get free World Series tickets for the Braves Rangers World Series
> games this October. Ronald should "accidently fall" to the level below
> at Turner Field so we can get free World Series tickets. Foxie Emerson.

There was a man that went to the World Series, but when he got there,
he was disappointed to find that his seat was so poor that he was
looking down at the Goodyear Blimp. He spotted an empty seat about
four rows up, right behind the dugout, and feeling that he had nothing
to lose, he snuck past security and sat in the seat. Soon, he got in
a conversation with the man next to him and said "Why would anyone
have a seat like this for the World Series and not show up?" The man
answered "My wife and I went to every World Series for the twentyfive
years we were married, but she passed away and this was her seat."
The first man said "Oh, I'm sorry for your loss, but couldn't you get
a friend or relative to go with you?" "Nope," he replied, "they're
all at the funeral."