From: MeetChelseaLV on
Looking for a great masseuse in Las Vegas and can't find her?

Looking for more than the typical rub down with a quick shake in a
dirty, tiny room?

Well, look no further than me!

I am Chelsea, 22, 5'0, petite, curvy girl extraordinaire! I am a
Spanish and white mix w/ brown air and big brown eyes. 34d-26-34

I offer incall and outcall massage sessions to the metro Las Vegas
area and the strip. My specialties are:

- FBSM
- Sensual Domination
- Therapeutic Massage
- Tantric Sessions

Visit my website today to schedule a session, screening is required.

http://www.heychelsea.com

From: Walt on
In article <1193004642.625460.24190(a)v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com>,
<"MeetChelseaLV(a)gmail.com"> wrote:

> Looking for a great masseuse in Las Vegas and can't find her?
>
> Looking for more than the typical rub down with a quick shake in a
> dirty, tiny room?
>
> Well, look no further than me!
>
> I am Chelsea, 22, 5'0, petite, curvy girl extraordinaire! I am a
> Spanish and white mix w/ brown air and big brown eyes. 34d-26-34
>
> I offer incall and outcall massage sessions to the metro Las Vegas
> area and the strip. My specialties are:
>
> - FBSM
> - Sensual Domination
> - Therapeutic Massage
> - Tantric Sessions
>
> Visit my website today to schedule a session, screening is required.
>
> http://www.heychelsea.com

Anybody have a coupon for this?
From: Roger Buttsnort on

<MeetChelseaLV(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1193004642.625460.24190(a)v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> Looking for a great masseuse in Las Vegas and can't find her?
>
> Looking for more than the typical rub down with a quick shake in a
> dirty, tiny room?
>
> Well, look no further than me!
>
> I am Chelsea, 22, 5'0, petite, curvy girl extraordinaire! I am a
> Spanish and white mix w/ brown air and big brown eyes. 34d-26-34
>
> I offer incall and outcall massage sessions to the metro Las Vegas
> area and the strip. My specialties are:
>
> - FBSM
> - Sensual Domination
> - Therapeutic Massage
> - Tantric Sessions
>
> Visit my website today to schedule a session, screening is required.

Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......


From: Steve Harder-Kucera on
On Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:17:44 -0500, Andrew In Alabama wrote (Brilliantly I
might add):

>>Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......
>
> Why? Sure it's spam, but don't you think that's a little extreme?

It will be summarily ignored.

When I was on the receiving end of LVMPD complaint mail I received one
from some uptight cat in Salt Lake City who wanted the cops to look in on
a couple who were running some bisexual swing club out of their house. I
had to wonder exactly what this guy was googling to "discover" such things.

The best was the series of letters from the woman who know that Metro was
hiding in her walls and roof. She said she could recognize them from their
ninja outfits. She wasn't upset that they were there, just that they
smoked and would leave tracks on her carpet when they would raid the
fridge in her absence.
From: Ar Q on

"Roger Buttsnort" <rbuttsnort(a)aol.com> wrote in message
news:zaUSi.9082$sm6.1972(a)nlpi069.nbdc.sbc.com...
>
> <MeetChelseaLV(a)gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1193004642.625460.24190(a)v23g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> > Looking for a great masseuse in Las Vegas and can't find her?
> >
> > Looking for more than the typical rub down with a quick shake in a
> > dirty, tiny room?
> >
> > Well, look no further than me!
> >
> > I am Chelsea, 22, 5'0, petite, curvy girl extraordinaire! I am a
> > Spanish and white mix w/ brown air and big brown eyes. 34d-26-34
> >
> > I offer incall and outcall massage sessions to the metro Las Vegas
> > area and the strip. My specialties are:
> >
> > - FBSM
> > - Sensual Domination
> > - Therapeutic Massage
> > - Tantric Sessions
> >
> > Visit my website today to schedule a session, screening is required.
>
> Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......
>

Just visited her web site. I think she is a nice girl. If I need a massage
or a guided tour, I will call her.

Ar Q