From: Caren on
The Queen of Adventureland has largely recovered from her recent
misadventure and is now not quite well enough to go back to work, but
certainly well enough to be bored with sitting around at home. Since
she has time on her hands—not to mention attentive pirates to provide
drinks--she thought this would be a good time to bring out some
classic tales of Trimobia.

Trimobia, for those of you new to this free-for-all that is RADP, is a
mythical land that exists within the Disney Parks. Because it was
largely inspired by a magical (magical) six-way hat invented by one of
our more…um…interesting members, many objects in Trimobia can be
converted six ways. I particularly enjoyed the coin purse/sunscreen
dispenser/refillable mug/fan/sunhat/ticket holder—everything you need
for park going in one convenient package.

Trimobia is mostly contained within WDW, but there are outposts all
over the world, so you will find that the residents of Trimobia
(Trimobians) show up all over the world. Somewhere in the far reaches
of the Internet, you can find a list of Trimobians, but many of them
have wandered away and forgotten their Trimobian ways. Trimobians are
not to be confused with Loin Inspectors.

The Trimobian Pavilion is located in the mists between China and
Germany in Epcot. It features a rum-punch fountain that sometimes
works. Ping (warrior princess) was supposed to have been working on
the Pavilion, but she also wandered away, so now Guido has bravely
taken over that thankless task.

Speaking of Ping, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if I tell the tale of how
she came to Trimobia. I mean, have you ever wondered about the
animosity between Ping and the Pirates of the Caribbean? You’d think
they’d get along well, considering they have so much in common—
explosives, cannons, guns, mishaps, explosives, pyrotechnics,
explosives…

There’s an untold Trimobian tale there and I aim to use the time I
have to sit around the house tomorrow to write that tale. Stay tuned.

--
Caren
TDC Queen of Adventureland

From: BigBob on
On Oct 11, 8:06 pm, Caren <dri...(a)sgi.net> wrote:
>
> Speaking of Ping, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if I tell the tale of how
> she came to Trimobia. I mean, have you ever wondered about the
> animosity between Ping and the Pirates of the Caribbean? You’d think
> they’d get along well, considering they have so much in common—
> explosives, cannons, guns, mishaps, explosives, pyrotechnics,
> explosives…
>
> There’s an untold Trimobian tale there and I aim to use the time I
> have to sit around the house tomorrow to write that tale. Stay tuned.
>
> --
> Caren
> TDC Queen of Adventureland

Will this explain why the Adventureland Veranda no longer appears on
the guide map?
From: Vully on
On Oct 11, 5:06 pm, Caren <dri...(a)sgi.net> wrote:

>
> Speaking of Ping, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if I tell the tale of how
> she came to Trimobia. I mean, have you ever wondered about the
> animosity between Ping and the Pirates of the Caribbean? You’d think
> they’d get along well, considering they have so much in common—
> explosives, cannons, guns, mishaps, explosives, pyrotechnics,
> explosives…
>
> There’s an untold Trimobian tale there and I aim to use the time I
> have to sit around the house tomorrow to write that tale. Stay tuned.
>

Oh, boy. This should be good! I wonder if it's a workable prequel to
El Pirato Fantasmico? ;)

Vully
TDC Vully, Jungle River Guide & Adventurer-at-Large

From: BigBob on
Will there be a 3-D version?
From: John Mc. on
Caren wrote:
> The Queen of Adventureland has largely recovered from her recent
> misadventure and is now not quite well enough to go back to work, but
> certainly well enough to be bored with sitting around at home. Since
> she has time on her hands�not to mention attentive pirates to provide
> drinks--she thought this would be a good time to bring out some
> classic tales of Trimobia.
>
> Trimobia, for those of you new to this free-for-all that is RADP, is a
> mythical land that exists within the Disney Parks. Because it was
> largely inspired by a magical (magical) six-way hat invented by one of
> our more�um�interesting members, many objects in Trimobia can be
> converted six ways. I particularly enjoyed the coin purse/sunscreen
> dispenser/refillable mug/fan/sunhat/ticket holder�everything you need
> for park going in one convenient package.
>
> Trimobia is mostly contained within WDW, but there are outposts all
> over the world, so you will find that the residents of Trimobia
> (Trimobians) show up all over the world. Somewhere in the far reaches
> of the Internet, you can find a list of Trimobians, but many of them
> have wandered away and forgotten their Trimobian ways. Trimobians are
> not to be confused with Loin Inspectors.
>
> The Trimobian Pavilion is located in the mists between China and
> Germany in Epcot. It features a rum-punch fountain that sometimes
> works. Ping (warrior princess) was supposed to have been working on
> the Pavilion, but she also wandered away, so now Guido has bravely
> taken over that thankless task.
>
> Speaking of Ping, I�m sure she wouldn�t mind if I tell the tale of how
> she came to Trimobia. I mean, have you ever wondered about the
> animosity between Ping and the Pirates of the Caribbean? You�d think
> they�d get along well, considering they have so much in common�
> explosives, cannons, guns, mishaps, explosives, pyrotechnics,
> explosives�
>
> There�s an untold Trimobian tale there and I aim to use the time I
> have to sit around the house tomorrow to write that tale. Stay tuned.
>
> --
> Caren
> TDC Queen of Adventureland
>

<Pulling up barcalounger, getting large tub of popcorn, taking down
ogre-size stein-(Okay, you might want to warn Guido to turn up the flow
on the rum-punch fountain. Ogres consume large quantities while
listening to long tales.)Okay, I'm ready>

John~TDC Ogre of Main Street and Terrorizer of kamikaze stroller pilots
and difficult children

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