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From: Peter Lucas on 3 Aug 2010 17:27
A disgruntled food service worker ejaculates his goopy guff in some
food unbeknownst to the customer(s). Popular foods that are mentioned
are mayonnaise, pizza, and salad dressing.

Many foods can actually affect semen. Wheat germ is said to increase
one's seminal output. Semen can be sweetened by drinking lots of
pineapple juice or eating bananas or papayas. Red meat can make the
semen taste more acidic. And alcohol or coffee can make semen more
bitter.

A girl once claimed that she could tell if her boyfriend had eaten a
Whopper with onions at Burger King based on the taste of his semen.

As an initiation rite in my military unit, a circle of us competed by
masturbating on the same piece of white bread in the center of the
circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the bread. I hate
white bread but sometimes an exception must be made!
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia
X/No/Achieve; yes

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