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From: Meerkat1 on 10 Apr 2010 16:16
In article <hpqh9s$8lo$4(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
Ginny Favers <ginnyfavers(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> On 4/9/2010 7:53 PM, Meerkat1 wrote:
> > In article<hpoc56$rhf$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
> > Ginny Favers<ginnyfavers(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 4/9/2010 12:51 AM, Meerkat1 wrote:
> >>> I have received the following memo.
> >>>
> >>> April 8, 2010
> >>>
> >>> To: Chief Engineer
> >>> From: Audit Committee
> >>>
> >>> In response to your request, we have examined the 1st quarter revenue
> >>> and expenditures of our nuclear power plant, gift shop, restaurant, and
> >>> main ballroom. Total expenditures are 28.6% above budget while revenues
> >>> are 98.9% of budget.
> >>>
> >>> Complete details are provided in Attachment A.
> >>>
> >>> Summarizing expenses, we find that the nuclear power plant is on budget.
> >>> Overages for the gift shop, restaurant and ball room are about 34% for
> >>> each cost center. (See Attachment A for details.)
> >>>
> >>> Summarizing revenues, we find that the nuclear power plant is about 26%
> >>> over budget, the gift shop and restaurant are on budget. The ballroom
> >>> does not generate revenue. (See Attachment A for details.)
> >>>
> >>> Analysis of the overages shows that in each case the over budget
> >>> condition can be attributed in total to the fence which Disney erected
> >>> around its main warehouse.
> >>>
> >>> Accordingly, we predict that the over budget condition will persist
> >>> throughout the year unless corrective action is taken. We propose some
> >>> corrective actions in attachment B.
> >>>
> >>> Respectfully submitted.
> >>> Audit Committee
> >>>
> >>> Note 1: On advice of counsel, Attachments A& B are omitted from this
> >>> post.
> >>>
> >>> Note 2: If any members are experienced mining engineers, please contact
> >>> Guido.
> >>>
> >>> Note 3: It looks like Angie (our Nurse Practitioner) will be joining us
> >>> shortly.
> >>>
> >>> Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
> >>> RADP Pavilion
> >>>
> >>
> >> Joe wants to know why we're not renting out the ballroom so it can
> >> generate revenue?
> >>
> >> He doesn't have time to help with the mining operation, sorry.
> >>
> >> ~Amanda
> >
> > Grand Ballroom entertainment events are free to members. We sometimes
> > ask for a "suggested donation." We generally, limit the use of our
> > facilities to members and their guests. If financial conditions become
> > dire, we may revisit that policy.
> >
> > Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
> > RADP Pavilion
> >
> You could at least open it to Disneyholics Anonymous meetings.
>
> ~Amanda

We already have our Disney Addiction Therapy sessions. However the
Ballroom is open to members for Disney related activities/meetings.

The Ballroom sign-up sheet is located on the desk just outside the
entrance to the Gift Shop (next to the pressed penny machine.)

Meerkat1 -Chief Engineer
RADP Pavilion.

--
Meerkat1
From: Glenn Holliday on 10 Apr 2010 18:45
On 4/9/2010 12:51 AM, Meerkat1 wrote:
> Note 2: If any members are experienced mining engineers, please contact
> Guido.

Too bad The Underminer was not taken alive. Do we have
the connections for Guido to offer work-release credit for
other Disney villains who may be on ice and have the
needed talents?

--
Glenn Holliday holliday(a)acm.org
From: Michelle in Atlanta on 10 Apr 2010 20:27


>> "Meerkat1" <student(a)invalid.edu> wrote in message >>
>> news:student-EE020D.00514809042010(a)isp5.newshosting.com...
>> >I have received the following memo.
>> >
>> > April 8, 2010
>> >
>> > To: Chief Engineer
>> > From: Audit Committee
>> >
>> > In response to your request, we have examined the 1st quarter revenue
>> > and expenditures of our nuclear power plant, gift shop, restaurant, and
>> > main ballroom. Total expenditures are 28.6% above budget while revenues
>> > are 98.9% of budget.
>> >
>> > Complete details are provided in Attachment A.
>> >
>> > Summarizing expenses, we find that the nuclear power plant is on
>> > budget.
>> > Overages for the gift shop, restaurant and ball room are about 34% for
>> > each cost center. (See Attachment A for details.)
>> >
>> > Summarizing revenues, we find that the nuclear power plant is about 26%
>> > over budget, the gift shop and restaurant are on budget. The ballroom
>> > does not generate revenue. (See Attachment A for details.)
>> >
>> > Analysis of the overages shows that in each case the over budget
>> > condition can be attributed in total to the fence which Disney erected
>> > around its main warehouse.
>> >
>> > Accordingly, we predict that the over budget condition will persist
>> > throughout the year unless corrective action is taken. We propose some
>> > corrective actions in attachment B.
>> >
>> > Respectfully submitted.
>> > Audit Committee
>> >
>> > Note 1: On advice of counsel, Attachments A & B are omitted from this
>> > post.
>> >
>> > Note 2: If any members are experienced mining engineers, please contact
>> > Guido.
>> >
>> > Note 3: It looks like Angie (our Nurse Practitioner) will be joining us
>> > shortly.
>>
>> As a Certified Public Accountant, I would like to review the credentials
>> of
>> this so-called "audit committee." I would also like to see a full set of
>> audited financial statements, a copy of the annual tax filing, and proof
>> that expenditures are being made for program services and not being
>> funnelled to professional fundraisers. And while you're at it, please
>> forward proof of compliance with all federal, state, and county
>> regulatory
>> requirements, health inspection report showing grade A or higher,
>> certificate of occupancy, survey showing number of feet from the nearest
>> school, and elevator safety certificates.
>>
>> Michelle in Atlanta
>
> I will ask Guido to bring these to you right away.
>
> Meerkat1 - Chief Engineer
> RADP Pavilion

[TAPPING FOOT LOUDLY]
Still waiting...............
Michelle in Atlanta


From: Walrus and Ferret on 10 Apr 2010 22:12

On 10-Apr-2010, Meerkat1 <student(a)invalid.edu> wrote:

> Is it september yet? NSSHP please soon.... oooh and a dole whip
>
> NSSHP??

Not So Scary Halloween Party

the only time we can go to disney in our street clothes and not get in
trouble

SEE ATTATCHMENT

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/walrusleather/disney%20pics/disneyween%2009/walrus22_09_20090283.jpg

(bloody Pirates)


>
> Does Ferret have a Disney Meerkat pin? I can find them on ebay, but
> nowhere else.



--
Walrus and Ferret
The time has come the walrus said to talk of many things, Of sealing wax and
sailing ships Of cabbages and kings......
From: jt august on 11 Apr 2010 07:02
In article <hpr2pp$2ra$1(a)news.eternal-september.org>,
Ginny Favers <ginnyfavers(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> He said count him in, as long as he gets the booty.

Whose?
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