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From: Gary on 27 Jul 2010 23:43 On 7/27/2010 11:00 PM, jerry the jerk wrote: > I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and > take a leak on my front lawn. > any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer. > take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st. > > http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_89074_1111199367 > > John Payton, A "bank owned" home that's been on the market for 369 days? I don't think so. Nice attempt at blowing smoke. Gary "Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."
From: jerry the jerk on 28 Jul 2010 01:17 On Jul 27 2010 8:23 PM, Walt wrote: > In article <p3j4i7xve4.ln2(a)recgroups.com>, > "jerry the jerk" <adb8454(a)webnntp.invalid> wrote: > > > I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and > > take a leak on my front lawn. > > any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer. > > take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st. > > > > http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_ > > 89074_1111199367 > > No, that's the house you can only dream of buying. It's twice the size and half the > age of the one you said last week that you're buying. > > Also amusing is that you first described the house you're buying as "a repo" with "a > 2 year warranty", then the following day you said it's "as is...where is"... > > -------------------------------------- > > Newsgroups: alt.vacation.las-vegas > > From: "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid> > > Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:39:54 -0700 > > Local: Thurs, Jul 22 2010 4:39 pm > > Subject: Re: I got myself a house in henderson. > > On Jul 22 2010 12:58 PM, jerry the jerk wrote: > > > sorry I hit the wrong key..was going to say I signed papers this morning > > for a house in Henderson. Got a nice 3BR/2BA 1460SF house with a swimming > > pool in the backyard and a good sized lot. Plenty of room for the dog. > > Went by last Friday, the 1st day the house was for sale, to checkout the > > house....put in an offer and the bank sent word yesterday that my offer > > was approved. It is a repo and used to be owned by some woman who failed > > to make the mortgage payments. > > I know....I took advantage of someone's misery but hey...thats life. Not > > my fault. > > Everything looks to be in good shape and the bank is giving a 2 year > > warranty on the house. > > Closing during the first 10 days of September right before my apartment > > lease is up. > > > Newsgroups: alt.vacation.las-vegas > > From: "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid> > > Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:37:39 -0700 > > Local: Fri, Jul 23 2010 4:37 pm > > Subject: Re: I got myself a house in henderson. > > > thanks for the info. The house I am buying is a "as is...where is" house, > > but at 1450 SF I saw the whole house except for the attic. > > Next week will be the home inspection and at that time, I dig a little > > deeper, but so far have found nothing that would spark any concerns. > > The house was built in 1986 and was owned by a woman, so hopefully she did > > not have a husband who was into wild, experimental projects or a jack of > > all trades and master of none. > -------------------------------------- many repos are listed "as is..where is" and that means the lender who owns the house will not make any repairs. ------� : the next generation of web-newsreaders : http://www.recgroups.com
From: jerry the jerk on 28 Jul 2010 01:17 On Jul 27 2010 8:43 PM, Gary wrote: > On 7/27/2010 11:00 PM, jerry the jerk wrote: > > I thought I'd let you know where I will be living so you can stop by and > > take a leak on my front lawn. > > any kind of moisture would be welcome in this hot and dry summer. > > take a peek at this link and I'll be moving in around september 1st. > > > > http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/205--Glendon-St_Henderson_NV_89074_1111199367 > > > > > > John Payton, > > A "bank owned" home that's been on the market for 369 days? I don't > think so. > > Nice attempt at blowing smoke. > > Gary > > "Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own > father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you > accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul > that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a > talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense." gee...you mean you don't believe me? ah shucks... -------� : the next generation of web-newsreaders : http://www.recgroups.com
From: Mr. V on 28 Jul 2010 01:00 On Jul 27, 9:02 pm, "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid> wrote: > > don't forget to ring the doorbell and I'll give youi a cold beer. > throwning gas on the roof is hard work on a hot summer night. > No, I won't be throwing gas ... I'll be passing it while filling a brown paper bag with a "secret gift for you" before lighting it on fire and ringing your doorbell. *chortle, guffaw*
From: Mr.B1ack on 28 Jul 2010 01:32
On Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:00:16 -0700 (PDT), Mr. V wrote: > On Jul 27, 9:02�pm, "jerry the jerk" <adb8...(a)webnntp.invalid> wrote: > >> >> don't forget to ring the doorbell and I'll give youi a cold beer. >> throwning gas on the roof is hard work on a hot summer night. >> > No, I won't be throwing gas ... I'll be passing it while filling a > brown paper bag with a "secret gift for you" before lighting it on > fire and ringing your doorbell. > > *chortle, guffaw* just b/c jerry is really a jerk is no reason to dislike him. |