From: BR Eagle on
WHOOSH!
"Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:W8sqi.24909$Rw1.12002(a)newssvr25.news.prodigy.net...
Thank ya
Thank ya

Thank ya very much...


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"BR Eagle" <goc313(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:KJrqi.17353$5y.2815(a)newsfe18.lga...

"Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:UPqqi.29203$2v1.2740(a)newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
Ok. Smoke dope and be a stupid dumbfuck in OR.

Most are.


Now that's a more snappy comeback than...YAWN.
From: Big Mikey on
Perhaps David.

But not in America....

And this is not a public forum. This is an Internet Outhouse..

That, my dear AVLV colleague, is what you do not understand. Chuck does.

He made it one and I pissed in it.

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Big Mikey/The Masarsky Group
"David Berman" <davidinlv(a)cox.net> wrote in message news:qEsqi.13226$RW.8456(a)newsfe13.phx...
>By the way, Donald Trump, Warren Buffet and Carl Ichan all cuss like sailors.

Not in public forums.

The challenge in communicating aggressively with others, disagreeing with them, arguing with them, etc., is to find the right words to get the point across without a constant stream of obscenities. Using such language in "normal" conversation, rather than just occasionally for effect as many do on AVLV, says far more about the speaker than it does about his targets.

Here's a little something from a popular website. Not that I think it will have much effect on you:

In many English-speaking communities, expletives also carry connotations of lower classes and lower economic standing. Although people from every economic level use swearwords, many people associate their use with people of lower income and education.


--David/NV
From: Octopus Ride on

"Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> One thousand, two thousand, .....(counting pounds)
>
> Hey Bob, ever been to Ixtapa?

I have. I've even been to the Club Med you don't have a reservation for and
won't be visiting. I was there when it was almost exclusively a couples and
singles resort, unlike its current Disney-Cruise-ship-gone-berserk
incarnation.

So I have a question for you on your choice of fantasy resort. With all of
the Club Meds in the world, and all of the resorts in the Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo
area, why would you choose one of the few Club Meds that caters exclusively
to families with young children? In fact, the Club Med in Ixtapa is by far
the most child friendly resort in the entire area, probably all of Mexico.
It was recently physically remodeled and all the programs restructured
specifically FOR families with young children. You have no young children,
and yet have agreed to pay a premium above all the other Club Meds and all
the other area resorts just to receive the wonderful child benefits that are
available only at this resort. You're willing to pay MORE for THESE
bennies????

"Your cost includes the Club Med Baby Welcome Package: Everything for your
baby's comfort: high quality baby equipment and suitable food for babies up
to 23 months."

Will you be partaking of the Petit Club, which is described as:

"Children 2-3 years old will gain new friends and experiences at the Petit
Club Med, which has a 1 to 6 staff to child ratio. Games, songs, art
programs, nap time and sports create a fun and educational schedule at the
Petit Club Med."

Or is the Mini Club program more your speed:

"From 4 to 10 years, children want to do it all. Mini Club Med has thought
of everything to satisfy their endless thirst for discovery."

Or maybe this is what you fantasize about:

"At Juniors'Club Med, over 11 year-olds can get together, take part in the
activities they want, have a good time and make their own contribution to
life in the Village."

This Club Med is one of the few left that has the circus school as well, in
which children learn to use trapezes and other circus apparatus.

Then there's the child educational program:

"Club Med Ixtapa's educational programs for children allow them to learn
about local endangered sea turtles and baby crocodiles-and even see them
during certain seasons".

And of course two of the three restaurants are designed specifically for
children; one of them was even designed for infants and toddlers. With
child friendly menus in both. As in: you have one adult oriented
resturant in the entire resort, and children are allowed in that one too.
Of course you're aware that unlike almost every other resort in Ixtapa, you
can't walk down the road from Club Med to another hotel or regular
restaurant due to the hill, distance, and dangerous road with no place for
pedestrians. You'll have to cab it.

So again I ask: wouldn't you rather stay in a normal resort that caters to
all comers, from oldsters to families, or maybe even a resort that caters
strictly to adult singles and couples as Club Med Ixtapa did when I stayed
there? Instead you chose a resort that has been designed from top to
bottom, from the physical plant to the club programs to the food and drink
in the restaurants, specifically for families with small children. Do you
really want to spend your days avoiding screaming brats? Wouldn't you
rather stay at a place where a lonely adult can sit staring at a salad and
not stick out like a 400 pound sore thumb and not have to listen to the
Wiggles or look at Bugs Bunny during dinner? Do you really think that
young couples and their small children are going to want to associate with
you and your imaginary "woman"?

But of course you already know all of this (having already made a
reservation), and have chosen to spend a vacation surrounded by crying
babies, harried young mothers laden down with backpacks and bottles and
dirty diapers, bratty kids with painted faces scrambling over circus gear,
young dads engaging in pool splash fights with their young sons, and with
one place to eat that isn't painted and decorated in cartoon characters that
specializes in kiddie food items.

Its a shame you can't cancel that reservation without losing 2 nights cost.

Monkey, if he responds, will claim that he's taking his nephews, who are
adults. Then he will claim that they have small children. Small children
which he JUST remembered and somehow managed to never mention on AVLV......

Nice try Monkey. Next time at least pretend its a Sandals.

OR









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From: CLM in ND on
On Jul 27, 3:05 pm, salmone...(a)aol.com wrote:
> > God how I loved Jesus Alou.
>
> > That swing, jiggle of the arms and neck and especially that spit!
>
> Another one of Mikey's sexual fantasies he should have kept to himself.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that statement kind of creepy.

Cameron

From: Big Mikey on
Dow lost 500 in two days, pothead....

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"Octopus Ride" <davko58(a)bendbroadband.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:NSqqi.29205$2v1.23804(a)newssvr14.news.prodigy.net...
>
>> One thousand, two thousand, .....(counting pounds)
>>
>> Hey Bob, ever been to Ixtapa?
>
> I have. I've even been to the Club Med you don't have a reservation for
> and won't be visiting. I was there when it was almost exclusively a
> couples and singles resort, unlike its current
> Disney-Cruise-ship-gone-berserk incarnation.
>
> So I have a question for you on your choice of fantasy resort. With all
> of the Club Meds in the world, and all of the resorts in the
> Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo area, why would you choose one of the few Club Meds
> that caters exclusively to families with young children? In fact, the
> Club Med in Ixtapa is by far the most child friendly resort in the entire
> area, probably all of Mexico. It was recently physically remodeled and all
> the programs restructured specifically FOR families with young children.
> You have no young children, and yet have agreed to pay a premium above all
> the other Club Meds and all the other area resorts just to receive the
> wonderful child benefits that are available only at this resort. You're
> willing to pay MORE for THESE bennies????
>
> "Your cost includes the Club Med Baby Welcome Package: Everything for
> your baby's comfort: high quality baby equipment and suitable food for
> babies up to 23 months."
>
> Will you be partaking of the Petit Club, which is described as:
>
> "Children 2-3 years old will gain new friends and experiences at the Petit
> Club Med, which has a 1 to 6 staff to child ratio. Games, songs, art
> programs, nap time and sports create a fun and educational schedule at the
> Petit Club Med."
>
> Or is the Mini Club program more your speed:
>
> "From 4 to 10 years, children want to do it all. Mini Club Med has thought
> of everything to satisfy their endless thirst for discovery."
>
> Or maybe this is what you fantasize about:
>
> "At Juniors'Club Med, over 11 year-olds can get together, take part in the
> activities they want, have a good time and make their own contribution to
> life in the Village."
>
> This Club Med is one of the few left that has the circus school as well,
> in which children learn to use trapezes and other circus apparatus.
>
> Then there's the child educational program:
>
> "Club Med Ixtapa's educational programs for children allow them to learn
> about local endangered sea turtles and baby crocodiles-and even see them
> during certain seasons".
>
> And of course two of the three restaurants are designed specifically for
> children; one of them was even designed for infants and toddlers. With
> child friendly menus in both. As in: you have one adult oriented
> resturant in the entire resort, and children are allowed in that one too.
> Of course you're aware that unlike almost every other resort in Ixtapa,
> you can't walk down the road from Club Med to another hotel or regular
> restaurant due to the hill, distance, and dangerous road with no place for
> pedestrians. You'll have to cab it.
>
> So again I ask: wouldn't you rather stay in a normal resort that caters
> to all comers, from oldsters to families, or maybe even a resort that
> caters strictly to adult singles and couples as Club Med Ixtapa did when I
> stayed there? Instead you chose a resort that has been designed from top
> to bottom, from the physical plant to the club programs to the food and
> drink in the restaurants, specifically for families with small children.
> Do you really want to spend your days avoiding screaming brats? Wouldn't
> you rather stay at a place where a lonely adult can sit staring at a salad
> and not stick out like a 400 pound sore thumb and not have to listen to
> the Wiggles or look at Bugs Bunny during dinner? Do you really think
> that young couples and their small children are going to want to associate
> with you and your imaginary "woman"?
>
> But of course you already know all of this (having already made a
> reservation), and have chosen to spend a vacation surrounded by crying
> babies, harried young mothers laden down with backpacks and bottles and
> dirty diapers, bratty kids with painted faces scrambling over circus gear,
> young dads engaging in pool splash fights with their young sons, and with
> one place to eat that isn't painted and decorated in cartoon characters
> that specializes in kiddie food items.
>
> Its a shame you can't cancel that reservation without losing 2 nights
> cost.
>
> Monkey, if he responds, will claim that he's taking his nephews, who are
> adults. Then he will claim that they have small children. Small children
> which he JUST remembered and somehow managed to never mention on
> AVLV......
>
> Nice try Monkey. Next time at least pretend its a Sandals.
>
> OR
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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