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From: Octopus Ride on 27 Jul 2007 20:37 Lets see. I post about the kiddie resort you allegedly have a reservation for, and the only reply you can come up with is about the Dow dropping? Nothing to say about your upcoming fantasy trip to Toddler Island? I'd like to hear why you chose this kiddie resort instead of a normal resort where adults are welcome. You're the one who told us about your imaginary trip to Club Med Ixtapa, so tell us all why you chose THAT place. Why pay MORE for a "baby welcome package"? Why pay premium prices for nap time, mac and cheese for dinner in the Infant and Toddler Dining Room, and face painting activities? I already know. All those 1-12 year olds in swim suits..........................not that you'll actually see them in person, but I guess it will make a stimulating fantasy trip for you. SICK. You belong in a mental institution. And someday you will land yourself there. "Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:n%tqi.24690$RX.19424(a)newssvr11.news.prodigy.net... > Dow lost 500 in two days, pothead.... > > -- > Big Mikey/The Masarsky Group > > > "Octopus Ride" <davko58(a)bendbroadband.com> wrote in message > news:1185571933_2291(a)sp6iad.superfeed.net... >> >> "Big Mikey" <mikem4454(a)sbcglobal.net> wrote in message >> news:NSqqi.29205$2v1.23804(a)newssvr14.news.prodigy.net... >> >>> One thousand, two thousand, .....(counting pounds) >>> >>> Hey Bob, ever been to Ixtapa? >> >> I have. I've even been to the Club Med you don't have a reservation for >> and won't be visiting. I was there when it was almost exclusively a >> couples and singles resort, unlike its current >> Disney-Cruise-ship-gone-berserk incarnation. >> >> So I have a question for you on your choice of fantasy resort. With all >> of the Club Meds in the world, and all of the resorts in the >> Ixtapa/Zihuatanejo area, why would you choose one of the few Club Meds >> that caters exclusively to families with young children? In fact, the >> Club Med in Ixtapa is by far the most child friendly resort in the entire >> area, probably all of Mexico. It was recently physically remodeled and >> all the programs restructured specifically FOR families with young >> children. You have no young children, and yet have agreed to pay a >> premium above all the other Club Meds and all the other area resorts just >> to receive the wonderful child benefits that are available only at this >> resort. You're willing to pay MORE for THESE bennies???? >> >> "Your cost includes the Club Med Baby Welcome Package: Everything for >> your baby's comfort: high quality baby equipment and suitable food for >> babies up to 23 months." >> >> Will you be partaking of the Petit Club, which is described as: >> >> "Children 2-3 years old will gain new friends and experiences at the >> Petit Club Med, which has a 1 to 6 staff to child ratio. Games, songs, >> art programs, nap time and sports create a fun and educational schedule >> at the Petit Club Med." >> >> Or is the Mini Club program more your speed: >> >> "From 4 to 10 years, children want to do it all. Mini Club Med has >> thought of everything to satisfy their endless thirst for discovery." >> >> Or maybe this is what you fantasize about: >> >> "At Juniors'Club Med, over 11 year-olds can get together, take part in >> the activities they want, have a good time and make their own >> contribution to life in the Village." >> >> This Club Med is one of the few left that has the circus school as well, >> in which children learn to use trapezes and other circus apparatus. >> >> Then there's the child educational program: >> >> "Club Med Ixtapa's educational programs for children allow them to learn >> about local endangered sea turtles and baby crocodiles-and even see them >> during certain seasons". >> >> And of course two of the three restaurants are designed specifically for >> children; one of them was even designed for infants and toddlers. With >> child friendly menus in both. As in: you have one adult oriented >> resturant in the entire resort, and children are allowed in that one too. >> Of course you're aware that unlike almost every other resort in Ixtapa, >> you can't walk down the road from Club Med to another hotel or regular >> restaurant due to the hill, distance, and dangerous road with no place >> for pedestrians. You'll have to cab it. >> >> So again I ask: wouldn't you rather stay in a normal resort that caters >> to all comers, from oldsters to families, or maybe even a resort that >> caters strictly to adult singles and couples as Club Med Ixtapa did when >> I stayed there? Instead you chose a resort that has been designed from >> top to bottom, from the physical plant to the club programs to the food >> and drink in the restaurants, specifically for families with small >> children. Do you really want to spend your days avoiding screaming brats? >> Wouldn't you rather stay at a place where a lonely adult can sit staring >> at a salad and not stick out like a 400 pound sore thumb and not have to >> listen to the Wiggles or look at Bugs Bunny during dinner? Do you >> really think that young couples and their small children are going to >> want to associate with you and your imaginary "woman"? >> >> But of course you already know all of this (having already made a >> reservation), and have chosen to spend a vacation surrounded by crying >> babies, harried young mothers laden down with backpacks and bottles and >> dirty diapers, bratty kids with painted faces scrambling over circus >> gear, young dads engaging in pool splash fights with their young sons, >> and with one place to eat that isn't painted and decorated in cartoon >> characters that specializes in kiddie food items. >> >> Its a shame you can't cancel that reservation without losing 2 nights >> cost. >> >> Monkey, if he responds, will claim that he's taking his nephews, who are >> adults. Then he will claim that they have small children. Small >> children which he JUST remembered and somehow managed to never mention on >> AVLV...... >> >> Nice try Monkey. Next time at least pretend its a Sandals. >> >> OR >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet >> News==---- >> http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ >> Newsgroups >> ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption >> =---- > > ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =----
From: BR Eagle on 27 Jul 2007 21:15 "CLM in ND" <camarvel8(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1185576591.359948.296990(a)d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... > On Jul 27, 2:30 pm, "BR Eagle" <goc...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: >> "CLM in ND" <camarv...(a)hotmail.com> wrote in > >> > No, Burt, you're wrong; Ixtapa was a utility middle infielder for the >> > White Sox back in the mid 70's. You know, Julio Ixtapa? I think he >> > was from Mexico & had a brother, Jebadiah, who played for the >> > Cardinals & Expos. >> >> > Cameron >> >> I thought Jebadiah was milking cows with Al? >> > > Al was their cousin; played in the Pirates organization. Never made > it above AA. > > Cameron > Actually, on further review, Jebadiah was feeding the chickens. Al is kind of wierd.
From: BR Eagle on 27 Jul 2007 21:17 What are you trying to say about me OR?? Thanks to POPS I got to meet BM in person. At least he comes up with good nicknames for people...sometimes. "Octopus Ride" <davko58(a)bendbroadband.com> wrote in message news:1185582932_2415(a)sp6iad.superfeed.net... I'm glad to see it, myself. Now that you're in the game its literally unanimous. Monkey is the single most uniting thing (I say thing instead of person because he is more of a thing than a person) to ever hit AVLV. From Chuck to Berman, from OR to BR, you name it, its unanimous. Even people who despise each other all agree: Monkey is a vile, sick, mentally unstable nutwad of the highest order. Fortunately he does make for an excellent pinata. OR "David Berman" <davidinlv(a)cox.net> wrote in message news:LFvqi.46436$dI1.34792(a)newsfe08.phx... I apologize to the good denizens of AVLV for even getting into it with this sick person named Masarsky. I'm angry with myself for doing so, because I just didn't realize what a demented individual he is. --David/NV
From: CLM in ND on 27 Jul 2007 21:44 BR Eagle wrote: > "CLM in ND" <camarvel8(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:1185576591.359948.296990(a)d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com... > > On Jul 27, 2:30 pm, "BR Eagle" <goc...(a)yahoo.com> wrote: > > > >> I thought Jebadiah was milking cows with Al? > >> > > > > Al was their cousin; played in the Pirates organization. Never made > > it above AA. > > > > Cameron > > > Actually, on further review, Jebadiah was feeding the chickens. > > Al is kind of wierd. Al was kind of weird. Story is he did a rather unflattering impersonation of Willie Stargell during spring training in 1976 that pretty much sealed his fate with the Pirates. Cameron
From: Octopus Ride on 28 Jul 2007 00:07
Just sayin' that even people who disagree with each other, and in my case, someone who has bashed you multiple times, all come together when it comes Monkey. Kumbaya.................. OR "BR Eagle" <goc313(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message news:wOwqi.3678$dA7.1813(a)newsfe16.lga... What are you trying to say about me OR?? Thanks to POPS I got to meet BM in person. At least he comes up with good nicknames for people...sometimes. "Octopus Ride" <davko58(a)bendbroadband.com> wrote in message news:1185582932_2415(a)sp6iad.superfeed.net... I'm glad to see it, myself. Now that you're in the game its literally unanimous. Monkey is the single most uniting thing (I say thing instead of person because he is more of a thing than a person) to ever hit AVLV. From Chuck to Berman, from OR to BR, you name it, its unanimous. Even people who despise each other all agree: Monkey is a vile, sick, mentally unstable nutwad of the highest order. Fortunately he does make for an excellent pinata. OR "David Berman" <davidinlv(a)cox.net> wrote in message news:LFvqi.46436$dI1.34792(a)newsfe08.phx... I apologize to the good denizens of AVLV for even getting into it with this sick person named Masarsky. I'm angry with myself for doing so, because I just didn't realize what a demented individual he is. --David/NV |